one, two, three, one, two, three drink.

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks make me cry

remember when i made michaela cry bc of fall out boy and panic at the disco

"You act like you don’t like me."

Probably bc I don’t.

wtf is nicki minaj’s bronzer because i need it in my life.

People at my other work always ask me why I need two jobs and they’re all, “like do you have a family or something”

NO

FUCK

YOU

I HAVE A TUITION TO PAY.

Just bc your parents paid for yours doesn’t mean I have the privilege of that shit.

Mikorin episode 2

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon trying to be your parent for a week

someone give me something to watch please?